I’m always annoyed by people who can’t be bothered to read a news story, so I decided to write an article about how to be annoying to everyone.
In my article, I would suggest reading news articles with titles such as “A baby born on the moon is not the most attractive thing you have ever seen” or “The most annoying woman in the universe is a Japanese cartoon character”.
Here’s what I found: If you’re an annoying person, read the article.
If you are the most irritating person, don’t read the story.
It’s not about you, it’s about the article and the story is about you.
I would argue that you shouldn’t read an article that’s about you if you can’t read a story about you either.
I also included an infographic that shows how annoying people can be.
For more of this, see the full article.
And now for the fun part: How to be an annoying article writer…
How to be a writer that can be annoying, and still write articles that get read and shared on Facebook.
You have a choice: Write annoying articles for Facebook, or write boring, boring articles for your newsfeed.
Read this article for a complete guide to becoming an annoying writer.
How To be an Anxious Writer: How Not To Be Anxious Posted by Sarah at 11:31 AM